Listen up Turkeys!October 15 2013
It's been a long time comin'. I'd say thanks for waitin'...... except I won't. However, I do have some news for ya, so listen up. On October 18th I'm comin' for all ya'll turkeys! There's alotta salsa floating around out there that....... well....... never mind, I don't have anything nice to say so I just wont say anything at all. But I will say this, if you want the opportunity to taste the best salsa ever created wait up for midnight central time on the 18th. There will be exactly 30 jars of AngryMan available. You're welcome.
Some of ya'll might be doubtin' what I'm trying to tell ya..... well don't. It'll be a waste of time. It's all really pretty simple, it all boils down to this. So perk up your ears and listen close. When ya make great things people want 'em, and to keep great things ya gotta be willing to fight for 'em..... and sometimes there just ain't a nice way of doin' that. Deep down everyone has a little fire inside that fights for greatness. Deep down everyone has a little AngryMan inside. So get ready turkeys! I’m here, and I'm here to stay.